catsterbate

the act of masturbating with a fuzzy black cat

Whaoooo!! Tyler you catsterbate WAYYY to much,its kinda creepy......O.o

by selurmun March 26, 2011

chestermalesterfeild

A child predator who dresses in a costume that is shaped like a couch and lures little children with candy to sit on his couch costume.

I don't like that Dylan guy who plays second life, I hear he wears a chestermalesterfeild.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

crysterbate

crysterbating is when girls get really upset about getting broken up with and masturbate while tears are streaming down their face into their cunts and moistening their clitoris.

you're welcome.

Jenny was devastated after Joe dumped her. As she sat on her bed, sobbing uncontrollably, she realized her tears had soaked through her panties, moistening her clitoris into a swollen, tender state. She could no longer control her urges, and began to crysterbate furiously while tears poured down her face.

by Blacc Hole January 25, 2010

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015

chesturbate

When a girl is alone in her bed playing with her titties

As teenage girls grow into women, they may find that they start to chesturbate more often, which is completely normal.

by Jenny Talia Jr. February 1, 2017

Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017

Chessturbate

To play non-computer chess by yourself.

Jane was bored, so she decided to sit at the chess board and chessturbate.

by I-Am-The-Cold July 17, 2017