Chemist on campus

A drug dealer, usually in this case a student at a college or university that is dealing in addition to their studies. However a Chemist on campus may not necessarily be a student, possibly just someone who hangs around targeting students.

Person A : 'Hey bro do you know if there is a chemist on campus? I need to reimburse my supply as I got high last night with my cat and used up all my skunk'

Person B : 'I think that Johnny from our algebra class is, you should go and ask him'

by BH598 July 13, 2012

My Chemical Romance Fan

Honorable people. People who have been saved by the band My Chemical Romance.

No matter how much this band changes they always support them, because without them, they wouldn't be here.

They believe no person should be death threated for their music, not the Beiber fans, not the Maroon 5 fans, not even the Kanye West fans. In their eyes everyone is equal.

Called by magazines and band members, MCRmy. A combination of the bands initials and Army.

Random Person: Are you a My Chemical Romance Fan?

Fan: Do you mean am i part of the MCRmy?

Random Person: Yes!

by ErinChrysanthemumLee July 6, 2011

cemil

The smartest boy you have ever met who will always be there for you

The boy is cemil

by Boi of all bois in the world January 10, 2018

chemistry

The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".

Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.

by Al February 5, 2004

Leicester chemist

Drug dealer; purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals

"Should we ask Dave if he wants to come clubbing?"
"Nah - he's a bit of a Leicester chemist, the bouncers won't let him in. Unless we pay them extra."

by cmputersaysno May 14, 2010

AP Chemistry

A college credit class taken by high school students during the latter years (junior or senior, usually). The class reviews a set number of pre-defined topics by the College Board. The test is formulated by a very devious and malevolent group of individuals who masquerade under the common name Educational Testing Service, or ETS. The sole purpose of this group is to devise a monstrous 3-hour examination composed of two sections, each worth 50% of the test-taker's grade.

Section I - 90 minutes
75 Multiple Choice Questions

Section II - 95 minutes
Part A - 55 minutes
- 3 problems
Part B - 40 minutes
- 2 essay questions
- 1 chemical reactions question

Each free response question will normally be composed of 5-7 subquestions in the form of 1)a, 1)b, 1)c, 1)d, 1)e... Each subquestion will be worded in a cruelly confusing manner and require the test taker to scramble frantically through his/her sheet of common chemical equations before, upon realizing that the equation is either not listed or discovering that he/she doesn't know how to use the equation, bursting into inconsolable tears. Studies show that that this is a common reaction. Stay calm, smile at the proctor, pick up your pencil, and write THIS IS SPARTA across the available space.

What NOT to write on the AP Chemistry Exam

Johnny was a Chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

by that insane AP student May 8, 2008

organic chemistry

A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.

After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.

by Matt October 11, 2005