The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.
by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016
Get the pinched cheek shuffle mug.A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.
by Turnspike February 11, 2003
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n - In a sport where a goalie is involved, such as hockey, foosball, or soccer, scoring a goal by banking the shot off the back of the goalie.
Mark: I can't believe that shit went in, he just threw it at the goalie on a hope and a prayer and it went in off his ass. What a tool.
John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.
John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.
by The Hag April 18, 2013
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My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
Get the one cheek sneak mug.A hugh expulsion of flatulence that causes the mussels of the glutumus maximus to slap together. Often used as a independent demonstrative expression of awe or pride of accomplishment.
by Global Feetus April 2, 2007
Get the cheek slapper mug.When you press your weiner between a girls butt cheeks and thrust till ejactulation. (Titty fucking of the ass cheeks) Usually occurs in high school.
by Bodaciouss May 1, 2011
Get the Cheek Smashing mug.An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.
by hoot rider January 5, 2010
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