cheds

the act of giving blow jobs

i heard that girl gave him cheds yesterday

wow she's a chedder for sure

by mizzdog June 25, 2012

Ched

Noun- a word that has been so poorly misspelled or mistyped that it has passed into nonsense

My friend recently mispronounced salmon and it became ched

by pattiecakes May 16, 2010

cheds

Cheds, short for cheddies, means either pornographic material or anything sexual.

-Let's go to my computer and look at some cheds.
-I want cheds!
-Let's make some cheds.

by Peterson McBee August 02, 2006

Ched

The strip of skin from the ballsack to the anus

My ched is sweating...

by SoggPistachios July 13, 2011

Ched

Acronym of Clear.Hits.Every.Day, describes the punching of what should be a fat rimmer with lots of batch

Sef - I havent chedded in like an hour im buggin out fam
Gerard - I am the ched monster

Louis - Jacobs coming with the ched
Jacob - im comin in 15 minutes (never arrives)

Christian - im gnna try to ched and not eat eggs instead of eating eggs and not chedding

by schnayboifiendemboi June 05, 2015

Ched

Another word for a homosexual

Look at that ched feltching that man!

by Real21 June 24, 2010

Ched

To force yourself upon someone in a rape like fashion, however the victim of this is usually pre paralysed by a unnameable drug, however this has become a common phrase in Staffordshire and is used in a joking/informal manner, however serious the words strict definition is teens still feel free to use the word as a replacement for a s**g.

Liam: Joe she's dank!
Joe: WOW I'd Ched her!
Liam: Who wouldnt!

by Liam Trenfield. May 22, 2012