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Yahoo Chatter

One that sits on the computer for countless hours in yahoo chat rooms, usually can see many of the same people in the same rooms for days on end. Alot of chatters even meet together for "gatherings" or "chat parties". these people generally have no life away from the computer.
"he's gone to hang out with the yahoo chatters this weekend"

"crazy dumbass yahoo chatters"
by Tony Montana July 12, 2004
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chattermission

When playing game on pogo and they pause the game to show you an advertisement. You use this as an opportunity to chat up your opponent, as if you hadn't been doing this all along.
K: Playing scrabble with my bf last night was really hot!

MA: It was? Why?

K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!
by mollygoodhead February 18, 2010
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chatterbug

Someone who talks a lot
Do you ever shut up chatterbug?
by loren87 June 16, 2016
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Chatteris

A sorry little Cambridgeshire town, inhabited by bigoted inbreds who feel it necessary to steal cutlery in order to survive.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.

Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.

These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.
Me: WHERE IS MY FORK?
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.

Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.

Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.
by bellendstolemyforks May 31, 2011
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Chatterwaul

Derived from chatter and caterwaul, means for several people to excitedly talk over each other trying to convey vital information about the same topic.
She sat in her customary seat, the love seat perpendicular to the sofa that faced the television, and kept muttering as she waited for her parents, who stood in the doorway to her room chatterwauling.
From What the Shadow Told Me
by Biminim January 19, 2005
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chatterpooping

Nicole was chatterpooping to her friend.
by tlabe March 18, 2008
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chattersnatch

An annoying girl who won't stop yapping. When she speaks it sounds like nails on a chalkboard and makes you want to tear your ears off with rusty pliers. The only way to shut her up is to shove your cock in her mouth or cut her tongue off.
I got stuck talking with my girlfriend's sister all last night. That chattersnatch wouldn't shut the fuck up!!
by Jdogg15 August 22, 2015
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