Chatch

a variation on Chach. Chatch refers to any meathead who gets girls based on the size of his pythons.

Guy #1:Holy shit...look at that piece of pie.

Guy #2: Hold up...she's with that big freakin chatch who will crush us with his pinkys.

by tehgamer.com September 05, 2004

Chatch

Slang for a womans crotch area, mainly the vagina

That chatch is crusty
Ill kick you in the chatch Josh

by bento June 18, 2006

Chatch monkey

one who is named beller by which plays games for over 12 hours daily and idolizes frodo baggins
one who pets the precious

Alex the Chatch Monkey from winona

by Nerfer January 18, 2009

Chatch

A way to describe an individual. The meaning is rather fluid and can be applied to someone's behavior that is weird, simple, stupid, or idiotic.

"Man Kenny is being such a chatch."
"You f*cking chatch"

by The Cloaked One June 06, 2015

Chatch

A teenagers way for saying a little dick or tiny dick

Omg did u see Reilly's dick? He has such a chatch.

by Sumbuger May 20, 2017

Chatch

Another word for a vagina

"Her skirt was so short, I could almost see her chatch"

by ShesSuchABitch June 14, 2018

chatched

adj. to be messed up or screwed up in some way

that was chatched bro.

by boomerhumper February 27, 2021