Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian that is masculine but not butch. She’ll be into sports and wear masculine clothes like flannel and graphic tees and a suit to formal things. She’ll probably have her hair long but either nothing is done to it or it’s tied up. She might wear makeup like concealer for reasons and maybe a bit more for formal occasions

Logan: Hey, is Lorreli gay?

Sarah: Yeah, she’s a chapstick lesbian

by dO I LOOK- March 18, 2021

Shatastic

A word used when shit is about to go down or has gone down.

"Things are about to get Shatastic"!

"Last night was shatastic"!

"When the shat goes down...you better be ready"...

by Melodrama5 September 9, 2010

chapstick emergency

1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.

"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"

by sarahmcow January 15, 2010

Chapstick whore

Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.

If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.

Man 1: "See that guy over there?"

Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"

Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"

Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."

by dats2dope December 10, 2009

chintastic

Adjective used to describe a person with a huge chin and jaw that dominates their face. On men, it can work, but it's a real problem for girls and women.

Tori Spelling and Rumer Willis are so chintastic that the only reason people tell them they're pretty is because they have famous fathers. Other chintastic celebrities: Jay Leno and Bruce Willis.

by alldat November 6, 2007

Chapstick Moustache

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

by rock-cupid October 11, 2010

chatactivist

A person or individual who chats, posts or postures about social change but does nothing more than just that. A chatactivist will never actually do the work or make personal changes needed to impact or make the social and / or environmental change actually happen that they appear to be promoting.

Susan, a chatactivist, posts on Facebook all the time about the need to not eat GMO foods while regularly having her daily lunch at McDonald's. Tom blogs regularly about all the local protests for social change, but yet he has never been known to attend a protest making him appear to be a chatactivist. Due to the fact that Karen tells her co-workers why they should donate to charities yet Karen has never been able to show she herself has donated, her co-workers call her a chatactivist. showing that she has ever donated. Sandy didn't consider herself a chatactivist even though she was smoked two cigarettes while she was preaching to others about the chemicals in our air and rivers.

by Griptionator November 2, 2013