Human Charcuterie Board

When a ladies ample breasts are adorned with meats and cheese for one to partake in while having sexual intercourse.

Murph Turf was hungry during sex so his partner told him to use her chest as a human charcuterie board.

by The New Murph Turf September 14, 2021

charnel house

1. a building where human remains are kept
2. any site of death, destruction or particularly unsettling awfulness. Sometimes used with "of" to specify the type of awfulness.

With the soil too rocky for decent graves, a charnel house was built to contain the dead.

I've seen some brilliant productions at Crash Dive Theater, but their new artistic director has made the place a charnel house of sticky-sweet scripts, nauseating set designs, and acting performances so devoid of life that the entire audience goes home traumatized.

by marmitemouth January 10, 2015

Charbucks

Starbucks is called Charbucks because they burn their coffee and produce trendy "coffee" addicts.

Man that coffee three doors down from Charbucks is cheaper, friendlier AND taste better. Man I hate Charbucks.

by Mocha_Is_Just_Syrup April 28, 2005

charnika

Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you'll ever meet. Not only is she pretty and hot, but she has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what she does, you could never get mad at her. When you see her pictures, her smile, her eyes, you feel not only turned on, but content. Content because you know that she is everything you could ask for. A simple girl who is the life of the party.

Charnika I love you ,

by Charnika February 11, 2014

Charneylicious

An adjective describing the supreme Awesome traits of another. It is used as a compliment. It cannot be used Fluently, or used by most people. Only the people with the name of "Charney" can use it. If told you are charneylicious, it means you have reached the highest level of awesome.
People should be jealous of you. People who are charneylicious can give others the rank of charneylicious as well.

Did you hear? Christian gave Johnny the rank of Charneylicious yesterday! Hes cooler than us now!

by Chris Charney August 13, 2011

Carnundrum

A nonsense word that was made up by a car leasing company so that they could use it in a radio spot and quote the definition that they, themselves, made up and entered into the Urban Dictionary. It is a word that, to date, has been used exactly one time by one person...the guy who did the commercial.

The "carnundrum" commercial on the radio is an insult to my intelligence

by Corkytwogun August 26, 2017

Charnk

The act of forcing a woman to throw up during oral sex. This is caused by the male gentiles penetrating too deeply into the female's throat triggering her gag reflexes.

Dude that bitch charnked all over me last night

I made my ho charnk all over the place last night!

by Gwyniddad May 13, 2008