Carbon

A non-metal with atomic number 6. Makes up almost all the shit in biosphere.

A prostitute on an atomic level. It's able to form single, double AND triple bonds... such a whore.

A girl's bestfriend when you think about it (diamond).

Pure carbon compounds also include soot, graphite, etc.

- Did you hear Carbon is going out with 4 hydrogens at the same time?
- Slut...

by ChillaxedGuy2 September 11, 2013

carbicle

The outside salesman's office on wheels, his cubicle in a car. Where his work (cell) phone, file cabinet (milk crate) and refrigerator (cooler) are often located.

" Mrs. Cashonly, I left your purchase agreement back in my carbicle which is currently in your parking lot".

by Will Walkon January 20, 2012

Carbonicci

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.

Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.

by Carbonicci January 1, 2014

Carb it up

Eating mass amounts of carbs in one sitting.

Really you're going to eat all those fries...carb it up!

by Carabear77 February 21, 2015

carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale

Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023

carbon copy

A now passe, nearly prehistoric term for a clone or exact copy.

She is a carbon copy of her mother, down to every detail!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2019