Chainese

The official language of our supreme leader chai (monrina).

I speak fluent Chainese.

by eliiiizaaaa May 4, 2020

Chinesse

To skillfully haggle or in other ways score free or very cheap merchandise

My mom just chinessed a Chanel purse - it was 4,000 bucks but she got it for $1,800.
I just chinessed an entire bag of free samples.

by Felicia Bai May 4, 2018

Chairass

When you sit on a chair for so long your ass starts to hurt. All of your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice last night?
Kyle: I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!
Josh: hahaha! You fail at life!
Kyle: Um... remember how you got chairass last week?
Josh: *cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?
Kyle: Haha I think that you fail more than I do

Josh: My ass still hurts.
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* Ow-mine too!

by lvvrgrl June 14, 2009

Chairpersoning

Noun; Someone who simultaneously handles two or more "virtual meetings" by competently running them both(e.g., two web ex meetings, or a call at the same time)

Please have Ben handle this project - his chairpersoning skills will allow us to get all the meetings done this afternoon, so the project is finished on time

by FinishItNow123 August 25, 2011

charneshia

Is a mean person who is very bipolar but also sweet an nice in the inside who hates aggravating people she is smart an very educated

Charneshia loves to sleep eat an be on her phone she also love being in her own little world

by charneshia November 22, 2016

Carness

Nuts on the carpet infront of his mom for fun. Can’t swim without passing the fuck out because he’s an anorexic fuck. Better then a safko

Damn he just passed out swimming what a carness

by Ramranch81 March 7, 2019

charness

a name only given to the coolest of people, including those who like to make an ass out of themselves.

after last night I feel like such a charness

by singstarkayla August 11, 2009