The chair

The single chair in your room you never use but your clothes love to sit in for several months and get taller until your mom yells at you to clean.

“Clean clothes, dirty clothes the chair accepts all”

by Realiststatements February 21, 2020

Chair

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Chairs are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005

Chair

Gives support to your ass

That's a very comfy chair

by Whatewr August 20, 2020

Chair

The ship name for Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass

I'm rooting for Chair because they belong together.

by Xoxo, Gossip girl May 1, 2016

to chair

To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position

To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation

by John McGuinness November 17, 2013

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades)

Bruh, I mistook your chair for a toilet and I shat on it...

by The rat from steam August 9, 2021