The chair

The single chair in your room you never use but your clothes love to sit in for several months and get taller until your mom yells at you to clean.

“Clean clothes, dirty clothes the chair accepts all”

by Realiststatements February 21, 2020

Chair

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Chairs are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

by Croquet Martini May 03, 2005

chair

a thing you sit in

hey man, don't sit in my chair!

by haylinne November 21, 2019

Chair

A shit on which you put your fucking ass on

I sat on a goddamn chair yesterday

by You shit bruhh May 20, 2020

Chair

Gives support to your ass

That's a very comfy chair

by Whatewr August 20, 2020

Chair

Something in which you sit on

Sometimes comfy sometimes they feel like your getting stabbed in the ass

This chair is comfy

ThIs chair is a murder weapon

by Pattons_kiddo November 17, 2018