Clitar Hero

Adjective/Slang: To be extremely adept at masturbation due to frequent practice sessions.

Omg, Jenny you need to get a boyfriend, before your a professional Clitar Hero.

by The Seeker January 8, 2009

celibation

A celebration of celibacy.

"Yo bro, let's not feel bad about becoming born again virgins. Instead lets have a celibation!"

by bwegs February 13, 2012

clitar

slang for female masturbation

she strums so hard on her clitar you can hear her screaming from two blocks away!

by bigalmond August 14, 2014

involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 22, 2013

celltard

1. The person in the audience at a concert, play, movie, etc, who forgot to turn off his/her cell phone and is reminded of that fact by getting a call during the event, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

2. Someone who feels the need to yell into his/her cell phone far above and beyond normal conversational volume, much to the irritation of everyone else nearby.

Distant reverberating phone ring: beep boop boop beepity beep boop boop!
Other people in audience: What a celltard!

Celltard: BLAH BLAH BLLAAHHHH! BBBLLLAAHHH!
Other people: Shh!

by creaternity May 9, 2006

Celina

A girl that is beautiful and spontaneous. Loves to make inside jokes with friends. Loves everyone equally. Amazing and awesome! :) the baddest bitch of them all.

Andrew- that girl right there is so beautiful!

Katherine- I know right he is one of my best friends!!! She is so amazing! Her name is Celina!

by Yo mommaaaaa November 19, 2012

Celia

Celia is the most beautiful girl that everyone wants to be with and whoever she chooses to be with her is the luckiest guy in the world. She has the curse of being so cute that so many people get attracted to her and constantly try to get her for themselves, so the chance of being with her is very small. That one person that succeeds must be very lucky indeed.

I feel like the greatest man in the world because everyone wants Celia but I got her for myself.

by vahewouvfhoi32hjfio3qj90qw July 7, 2011