While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.
Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.
"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
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After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.
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