caviar

-noun: a classy woman who is considered to be untouchable & flawless. That woman who seems too good to be true. Gorgeous & beautiful, both inside & out. She’s the one a lucky man would take home, not to sleep with, but rather to meet his parents. The forbidden fruit for asymptotes. She does not & will not date just anyone, much less submit to any sexual favors. Antonym for nugget.

The caviar makes all men break their necks, at least twice.

Nuggets tremble at the sight of a caviar. They know they are no match for her.

Asymptotic dude: I think that caviar is just too perfect for me. Even if I decide to go back to college, earn a degree & end up rich, she will still never get with me.

Lucky dude: That’s the caviar I want my family to meet.

by paopao89 November 30, 2010

Caviar smeg

A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool

Shut the f*** up Callum you have caviar smeg

by Domthedestroyer123 March 17, 2022

Red Sea Caviar

It defines an act of oral-vaginal sexual contact between an actively menstruating woman and her partner whereby the partner slowly sucks and swallows the menses until he/she identifies the ovum, catches it between his/her teeth and savors it before consumption.

Playa, I paid 2000 dollars to sit in on a Red Sea high tide. Spent 3 hours fine tooth combing that oyster before hitting that Red Sea Caviar. Go gargle your poor-ass-50-dollars-a-gram Beluga shit.

by Dad's still gon' for smokes June 9, 2021

Caviar

Caviar is fish eggs that rich people eat because they are to busy rolling in their grimy cash to realize how disgusting it is to eat fish eggs!

Person 1: Did you see that snob eating caviar?
Person 2: Ew, yeah. Might as well be eating puppies!

by caviarisICKY:P May 5, 2010

Alabama caviar

white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.

Those rednecks over there eat biscuits smothered in Alabama Caviar.

by Lonnie Lee November 20, 2006

jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.

It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.

by rabidmint February 15, 2010

caviar

goldish slightly brownish substance that builds up on the inside of a pipe/stem after smoking acrack rock, tends to be powdery & slate like when scraped from the pipe/stem. Thic substance is a type of resin derived from a smoked crack rock & is resmoked. Caviar of this color & consistancy is said to be purer than the smoked crack rock it was formed from.

once I ran out of crack I scraped my pipe/stem & smoked the caviarwhich was sooo... Good that I got 4+ batches of resin & smoked caviar for a longer time than the original rock & ea. hit got me higher than the rock did.

by 80's base 90's crack 2day's crock 3decades&still "rocking" January 18, 2006