jizz in the caviar

When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.

It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.

by rabidmint February 15, 2010

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champagne and caviar

A reference to a fetish that involves defecating and urinating on your love interest. It is in common use in Germany. Here in America we are christians and dont do such abominations.

I went to Helmuts house for champagne and caviar and Heidi shit on my head and Dietrich pissed in my eye.

by jacin rome September 4, 2009

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scottish caviar

A cheap family meal consisting of beef mince and potatoes...

Mince n tatties

The mince being referred to as caviar

What's for brawn tonight.... You're in luck its Scottish caviar

by blaine kerr May 9, 2018

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mexican caviar

euphimism for black tar heroin

"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"

by asperilla November 7, 2007

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Cowboy Caviar

The mixture of period blood and semen on a dude's dick after a rigorous session of reverse cowgirling.

"Yo, I heard Mike's girlfriend is into eating cowboy caviar after they have sex!"
"What the fuck?! That's savage!"

by seed_knee_99 August 26, 2016

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Cowgirl caviar

When a guy gets a girl from a southern state pregnant, just to have her get a really early stage abortion. Then said girl asks the doctor to take the egg/embryo home ,for her significant other to eat on top of a ritz cracker with sour cream and chives

"Babe, this charcuterie board would be way better if we added some cowgirl caviar"

by Rezboy sunday October 11, 2023

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