macaulay caulking

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)

A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking

by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012

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cauley

A prisoner with aids who rapes people for fun

don't go in the shower with him, he's a cauley

by Steven Pearce January 30, 2008

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The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.

That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009

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cauky

Caucasian

A caucasian person

The eyes on that cauky are as round as overcoat buttons.

by Ash Bennett August 23, 2006

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caulkhead

A person from the Isle of Wight, with at least a three-generation island heritage on both sides. Term of great superiority compared to those from outside overners. many origins but one story suggests the ryde to pompey ferry sank in a storm and the islanders floated to the surafce whilst the overners drowned.

Go home grockle this place is for caulkheads!

by IanB April 15, 2005

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