cattywompus

totally messed up, yet baller

this shit is cattywompus!!!

by jesus t. christ December 7, 2006

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Cattywhompus

Cattywhompus is when something or someone is sitting weird or being weird

Dude: did you see that guys face after I punched him, it was like all cattywhompus and shit

Other dude: no way bro

by Yesirr April 6, 2020

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Cattywampus

The word you say when you lose in Fortnite

"Cattywampus man ninja just killed me''

by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

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From the archaic Cattus-Whompus (Greek in nature) for the cowherd who was wedded to the daughter of the cousin of the son of Aries (the parents of whom were Catius and Whompius). Hence, the term was created to describe any of the Grecian cowherds who were descended from the original Catius.
This original definition gradually evolved into our more modern definition: the brand of any number of nonexistent products one may search to find in a place of trade.

You: Excuse me sir, do you have the latest Cattywhompus bag?
Clerk: Let me check our inventory.
You: Oh, I have most eagerly awaited the newest addition to the Cattywhompus line of products.

by YBB November 29, 2003

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cattywampus vagina

When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.

“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.

by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018

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