catastrophe

Something big.
That is extremely cool.
like totally and completely amazing.
Everybody knows about it.

That concert is gonna be a catastrophe

by Kierstin M November 3, 2006

catastrophe

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.

Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021

Catastrophe

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 15, 2024

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021