Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro
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Most of the time you can either hear them or smell them before you see them. It's rare to see them in daylight. They are nocturnal creatures. They live in the woods or in abandoned sheds and are afraid of water so they never shower or bathe. They make a cat like mumbling meow sound like they are trying to talk but it doesn't make sense. You can must often spot them around or in dumpsters. Exercise caution. Don't try to communicate with them or feed them. They're usually covered in puss filled sores and known to transmit diseases or parasites if you come in contact with one.
The name catawompus is an old Indian term derived from the cat like sounds they make (cata'), being a female or young woman (wom') and covered in puss filled sores (pus). They are believed to have originated from York county SC.
Most of the time you can either hear them or smell them before you see them. It's rare to see them in daylight. They are nocturnal creatures. They live in the woods or in abandoned sheds and are afraid of water so they never shower or bathe. They make a cat like mumbling meow sound like they are trying to talk but it doesn't make sense. You can must often spot them around or in dumpsters. Exercise caution. Don't try to communicate with them or feed them. They're usually covered in puss filled sores and known to transmit diseases or parasites if you come in contact with one.
The name catawompus is an old Indian term derived from the cat like sounds they make (cata'), being a female or young woman (wom') and covered in puss filled sores (pus). They are believed to have originated from York county SC.
I saw a catawompus behind the Dollar General last night. It's eyes were bright red and foaming at the mouth. It was making a hell of a noise I think it was stuck in the dumpster.. I got the hell outta there!
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positioned diagonally; cater-cornered
by BlackBears April 24, 2009
Get the cattywampus mug.Definition - askew, awry, kitty-corner. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “Savage, Destructive”
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Ah this word.I remember my literature teacher trying to explain this word to my class.Anyways cattywapus comes from the word catamount which means “cat of the mountain” or “mountain lion”.The word first appeared in 1834 as the adverb “catawampusly. I will give you some examples for the multiple definitions and uses of this word.
-In disarray or disorder
-Measure carefully before cutting, or the entire structure will turn out cattywampus.
-not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally
An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.
-In disarray or disorder
-Measure carefully before cutting, or the entire structure will turn out cattywampus.
-not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally
An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.
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