carpet bagger

A married woman who routinely cruises gay clubs and hangouts for discreet female sexual encounters. She is typically unaware of pervasive subculture protocols.

Anne: Omigah! You have GOT to cut your nails and take off that promise ring before we go out, you look like a carpet bagger.

by elizabeth impossible December 22, 2008

Carpet Bagger

A straight woman who for the sake of superiority declares herself a lesbian.

"Yeah, she claims she's fucking Dixie, but we know she's just a carpet Bagger."

by beetsmee January 25, 2013

carpet bagger

Someone who shaves a hoe's pubic hair, puts it inside a ziplock baggy, and sells it on eBay.

man that carpet bagger made over 100k this year. hes got some good pubies

by Steve Hill November 20, 2007

Carpet Bagger

Someone who has alot of pubic hair and does a tea bagging like motion.

She is such a Carpet Bagger.

by SFHS Ray April 5, 2009

carpetbaggers

Ppl who didnt have money for suitcase and used carpet to pack around their stuff and hanged in a stick.

when tom hangs his stuff on the stick when leaving home its called carpetbaggers

by ShazzFati January 10, 2012

carpet bagger

an insult with no real meaning. Can be used for any occasion.

Shut up you fucking carpet bagger

by the_gr81 May 13, 2005

carpet bagger

A pimp, a man who gets lots of pussy.

I'm bagged myself some carpet last night. Twice. And then once again in the morning.

by Bo December 4, 2004