Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

cansexual

The sexuality based upon the principle that if, "you can, you will"

I have a penis you have a hole, I guess I'm cansexual.

by NabePB&J May 26, 2017

Cartisexual

One who is attracted to popular Atlanta rapper Jordan Carter aka Playboi Carti.

I just came out of the closet as cartisexual.

by @imagent_ on tik tok November 20, 2021

Curtisexual

When someone sexually identifies as a pair of curtains

They are people who like the wind to make them move and they always close there life facts away, no one should become friends with a curtisexual. But they dress good.

Curtisexualist: I feel like I'm waving away!

by InterestingWords February 6, 2017

Carbsexual

A strong attraction to the macronutriant carbohydrates. You enjoy carbs in all their forms. All carbs are good. You rely on carbs to fuel your life. You enjoy trolling your keto friends with pictures of you eating Gummie Bears and pizza.

Hey bruh you do keto? Nah man I'm a carbsexual.

by Elk_newbie February 12, 2020

Carsexual

When someone is specially attracted to cars

-whats ur sexuality?
-oh I'm carsexual

-nice

by DaddyElijah January 2, 2021

Carsexual

A carsexual person is somewhone who gets sexual arousal from licking cars.

Carsexuals love licking cars.

by Imacheese January 9, 2021