Carbonized

The term Baked means something to certain smokes...so if you're beyond Baked, you're Carbonized.

This is some excellent smoke, I'm baked, you? Hey, you alive? Oh yah man, I'm carbonized!

by 2old April 3, 2023

Carboned

A term for when you're taking a group photo (with the iphone .5 lens) and one person on the end gets warped, making them look 10x their actual size.

"How did the photo come out? Oh no, I've been carboned!"

"I don't want to be on the end, I don't want to get carboned!"

by evanmrc December 17, 2023

Carboned

When you take a group photo (with the iPhone .5 lens) and one person on the end becomes warped

How did the picture come out? “Oh my, I’ve been carboned!”

I don’t want to be on the end. I might get carboned!

by evanmrc December 22, 2023

Carboning

When a senior chronically dates girls of a lower age bracket or transgender people of a significantly higher age bracket.

Mooseknuckle had a chronic addiction to carboning freshmen and sophomores.

by Jamesk4 February 9, 2026

MAMACITA CARBONITA

Mamacita Carbonita (noun):

1. A slang term for someone so outrageously hot, fierce, and unapologetically stylish they seem to emit carbon dioxide with every hair flip - like global warming, but make it fashion.

2. Describes a femme fatale with maximum drip: hottie fits, nails sharp enough to slice egos, and a makeup game that could cause climate change.

Mamacita Carbonita (noun):

"Did you see Rosa at the club last night? She was a straight-up Mamacita Carbonita."

by Mamacita carbonita August 3, 2025