Catonese

The official 'language' of cats.

catonese : Mew meow mew mew mew mowwww mew mow mow mew mow mow

translation

Cats rule, Dogs are a mans best chinese meal.

by samir z December 19, 2005

Catnese

A derivative of traditional Chinese cuisine in which feline products replace poultry, pork, and/or beef in an often disguised and dishonest manner.

Is this Catnese?! Do I hear Garfield purring on my fork?

by Nightsaber November 7, 2006

Canyonesque Vagina

A vagina of epic proportions.

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
...

by JizMasterZero October 12, 2006

Tantonese

People whose use of fake tan results in an orange hue to their skin. This orange is different to naturally occuring human hues to the extent that they could well be of a unique new race.

Bill's parents were concerned when he brought home a Tantonese girlfriend.

by MajorWalrus November 27, 2010

Cttonese

A Rodrigo Duterte supporter that lays informations without citing any credible sources instead they'll give you CTTO (Credits to the Owner) as their source

This Cttonese gives me some flawed informations with CTTO as source

by PutokSaBuho May 10, 2020

Cuntonese

Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......

Or AKA the language spoken by cunts

Crank 2

Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls

Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese

- Watch the movie to understand

by Mason , Alex December 3, 2010

Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010