mammary cannons

Female breasts (large)

I got a good feel of her mammory cannons

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.

Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching

by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009

Bring Out The Cannons

Phrase used when someone does something for effect. Said for sarcasm.

"Bring out the cannons, he said he was on cocaine!"

by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005

canonistic

To have no concern for anybody else. To have a total disregard for everyone but yourself.

I cant believe they have parked across our drive, how canonistic.
selfish self centered arsehole wanker twat

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015

Body Cannons

The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.

Damn Girl! Those Body Cannons look like they could kill someone!

by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010

vibe cannons

A douche-like term for headphones.

Travis: Yo, can you toss me my vibe cannons?
Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL

by PancakesForTheTable December 21, 2020

Candoism

The belief that you can do it. Can-do-ism.

I belief in candoism.

by iam_d26 March 29, 2015