From the now-defunct TV series, "Viva Piñata": The cannoñata (pronounced as though it were spelled, "cannonada") is a fictional device designed to shoot piñatas to piñata parties from its location (Piñata Central aka. Party Central, in very close proximity to the candiosity meter) on picturesque Piñata Island.
{Langston Lickatoad}: Get over here Fergy, time to get your candiosity checked and get you loaded into the cannoñata!
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Someone who has no issue criticizing others, often to an extreme extent, but gets extremely defensive when he is under criticism.
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Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
by BJC2002 April 20, 2012
Get the Heating up your ships main cannon mug.While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.
Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.
"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
by Li Spatch June 12, 2010
Get the Shit Cannon mug.The act of filling the end of a straw or other tube with cocaine and blowing it up the nose of a sleeping victim, timing it with the inhale.
Jimmy passed out during the dubstep pillow fight, so we hit him with a wow cannon. Then he raged feathers.
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