Cynical

Your required outlook in order to post on Urban Dictionary.

I think the world is shit. That's cynical enough for urban dictionary isn't it?

by HomeParkHomer August 26, 2006

cancakes

When a guy finishes on a girl's chest and it dries overnight.

My girlfriend always asks me to give her breakfast in bed so I set it up so she could have cancakes in the morning.

by ryanSCOTT June 18, 2011

Cynically Optimistic

When you believe all of humanity is driven by self-interest, but that humanity also has an innate desire to feel good about themselves, and that's a possibility for a person to act kindly. such as actively recycling out of a sense of legacy/guilt.

I could just be cynically optimistic right now, but I think that guy only helped that lady across the rode so he could feel morally superior .

by realistically depressed January 23, 2018

cynical bastard

A somewhat disgruntled individual working within a company. These individuals often quickly climb the internal ranks only to be frustrated at the view from above.

"Doug is a cynical bastard"

by .movement.is.life. January 1, 2009

Cantcasnoodle

When you can’t get some of someone and they won’t let you smash!

“Gosh! Paige was totally giving me the cantcasnoodle treatment!

by PINK KORELL LOVER November 24, 2018

canieca

a girl who has a fat ass

girl one: you seen canieca?
girl two: yeah she got a fat ass

by whenYouWakeUp February 14, 2022

cancan

A style of chorus line dance that has its origins in the Montparnasse area of Paris in the 1830s. Most popularly depicted as a chorus line of beautiful women in frilly, suggestive costume circa 1890 doing impossibly high kicks in unison, in addition to moves like the ronde de jambe and flirtatious manipulation of the skirt. This latter is particularly true at the end of the number, when the cancan dancers generally turn their backs to the audience and lean forward, lifting up their skirts to reveal their bloomers.

Though several musical pieces have been written for the cancan, the most quintessential and famous piece is the "Galop Infernal" from the operetta "Orpheus in the Underworld."

You know:

Daah, da-da diddle da-da, da-da diddle da-da, da-da diddle da, dadadadadadada daah, da-da diddle da-da, da-da diddle da-da, da-da diddle da, da-diddle-da!

by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007