candid

when u take a picture of someone eating something creamy

no way he’s eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid

no way it’s a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid

by balec December 23, 2021

Candido

A sexy ass Dominican man that is absolutely perfect in every way. he gotta big ass dick and is bomb at eating pussy. but he gotta smart ass mouth so don't be afraid to smack him around a bit

Is that Candido! He's looking fine as hell today! (wink, wink)

by han_uh_pangea March 31, 2019

Unserious Candidate

A man or woman that plays with peoples hearts, dates multiple people. Under the guise of “I’m looking for love” when in actual fact they are just professional time wasters

Girl don’t listen to him he’s an unserious candidate stop wasting your time.

by AAVE uk April 15, 2020

manchurian candidate

One who has been brainwashed into preforming actions (such as assassination) upon recieving a special code word or phrase. The candidate acts and behaves normally before recieving the trigger, with no knowledge of what he will do, or what he has done while under the influence of mind control.

The assassination of the president was carried out by a manchurian candidate, under the control of a foreign power.

by laguna72 July 31, 2004

The Manchurian Candidate

Reference to one’s own penis during an unexpected or unwanted erection

“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”

“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”

by tl77 November 26, 2010

Troll Candidate

A candidate in any election that is a complete joke and no one expects to make past the primaries.

Man that guy is such a troll candidate there is no way he makes it past the primaries.

HiS PoLiCiEs ArE sO GoOd, HoW cOuLd YoU sAy ThAt!

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 1, 2023

False Flag Candidate

In the context of politics, a false flag candidate refers to a person who is presented as a candidate for an election but is actually working in secret for another group or organization. This can happen when a political party or group tries to manipulate an election by presenting a candidate who appears to be from a different political ideology or background than they actually are. The goal is to deceive voters and win their support by hiding the true intentions and affiliations of the candidate.

"She switched parties faster than it took for the election results ink to dry. We think she may have been a false flag candidate. Time to audit her financial donors list and follow the money trail."

"We ran her as a False Flag Candidates, knowing the whole time that she'd switch parties shortly after the win in order to give us a supermajority."

"She was a false flag candidate, and switched parties shortly after winning the election. Time to require a special election for party switching midstream."

by Ollie Anthem April 6, 2023