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candied hair

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.
He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.
by poop2019 April 2, 2012
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Candad

Candad is a country that used to be a country in the North Pole but soon bought by a small town in Brazil. It moved onward and is now an official country that was discovered by a popular YouTuber Skeppy. He claims that it is not the warmest of places but is definitely worth going there for the beautiful waterfalls. The person claiming it isn't a real country is BadBoyHalo which everyone now knows that it not true! A6D also flew to Candad for a short 3 week holiday with Skeppy (mostly to show BadBoyHalo that it is real even though he still thinks it is fake...)
Want to fly to Candad?
by Wikstar July 12, 2019
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Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer
Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-
by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021
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Who is Candis

Dont ask who Candis is
Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?
by Doctor Joe Mama June 3, 2021
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candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.
I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.
by Zak January 13, 2005
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candice

Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so good*
by brunaldo July 29, 2018
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Candad

Is a slang term for Brazil.
Candad? I heard that 14 is the official number despite 14 being unlucky in Brazillian culture.
by CarbonBoy26 June 27, 2019
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