Hell's Campfire

When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.

Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014

Happy Campfire

A gay, flaming faggot. Happy means gay, as everyone knows, and a campfire is a bundle of sticks, otherwise known as a faggot, on fire. Invented and used by AssassinParadise.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that guy annoying that little kid?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man. What a Happy Campfire!"

Guy 1: "What?!?"

by mehmehson29 July 30, 2012

Campfire Ninja

Term for a homosexual who is still in the closet; a male or female who is secretly homosexual. "Campfire" referencing the individual being flaming, and "Ninja" in reference to being stealthy. Most often used to describe someone who is obviously gay but does not admit to it.

Dwight? Oh yeah, he's a real campfire ninja.

by 5Bones July 26, 2010

campfire waffle

When you combined chocolate bars, marshmallows and graham crackers after warming over the campfire.

You know what this bonfire is missing, campfire waffles.

s'more

by teamklip2 July 1, 2017

campfire blowjob

A campfire blowjob is a dick-sucking that most guys enjoy on a camp-out while they're roasting hot-dogs and marshmallows.

We went camping in the Sierras and decided to give one another campfire blowjobs!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

Campfire Ralphie

the act of passing male genitalia through a flame to heat up the surface of the penis. used during intercourse to physically "heat up" the scenario.

Nick - "Dude, I heard you got shit going with Amanda!"

Shawn - "Yeah, I cheated though. I pulled a campfire ralphie. She got hot, but I was on fire!"

by Smurph796 August 5, 2012

campfire jerk

Circle jerk around a campfire to extinguish the fire

The boys and I all campfire jerked after the fire to end the night

by openwound May 14, 2015