Calmonella

A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.

And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.

“Did you hear Callum say ‘alrighty roo’?”
“Yeah, he was diagnosed with Calmonella”

by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019

Meatball Calzone

Tucking your balls into a woman experiencing menstruation.

A Meatball Calzone is a great cure for menstrual hunger.

by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

solace capone

a user on soundcloud, perhaps the greatest artist of this century.

Person 1: Hey, do you listen to solace capone?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: *Plays "Somewhere Out In Space" by solace capone*
Person 2: Holy shit.

by dickeater4444 June 9, 2022

Chattanooga Meatball Calzone

When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.

Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?

Jimmy: No, what's that?

(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)

Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?

by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022

calzone stacker

Fucking a fat chick in the folds of her belly, gunt, or muffin tops, rather than any number of usual places, and leaving her with the gooey load inside the folds.

I couldn't find the wet spot, so I pulled a calzone stacker on her and got out of there.

by Tikkanen November 29, 2006

al capone

A mobster and the real man who ran Chicago in the 1920s. Perhaps the best known gangster in American history. He was guilty of prostitution, illegal gambling, racketeering and ultimately, tax evasion, which led to his incarceration in Alcatraz. He died in prison of syphilis.

If Al Capone would have stuck it out a little longer, he would made a good politician.

by [e-mail] November 25, 2007

Capone

To bribe or cheat someone

Person: "Hey man, 50$ to do my homework this week?"

Person 2:"Nah man, you can't Capone me that easily."

by Beastopher April 6, 2013