Calorie Bombing

calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)

Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.

Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.

by emotionSDK March 13, 2012

calorie corner

point at which you turn into the supermarket aisle that contains the confectionery etc unsure of whether you'll buy something or not.

i turned into calorie corner but this time determined not to buy any of that stuff.

by nebiru100 December 18, 2011

nigga calories

N,: Calories obtained from any "Soul Foods" or foods common among African Americans.

"Yo Dawg. My aunt Jemima be cookin up some o' her biscuits, gravy, watermelon and friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken. You comin'?

"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"

by Gwecob August 23, 2009

Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.

I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013

calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote

I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma

by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011

calorie deficit

A calorie deficit is any shortage in the number of calories consumed relative to the number of calories needed for maintenance of current body weight.

To create a calorie deficit, a person will need to reduce the number of calories they eat and increase the amount of activity they do. For example, if you eat 1500 calories a day and burn 2000 calories , you will be in 500 calorie deficit.

by cordied May 26, 2023

30 calories

30 calories refers to a vagina, because when you eat out then that’s actually 30 calories.

“Ayy imma eat 30 calories tonight”

by thebaneofmyexistance January 14, 2019