de-clitted

the act of accidentally or intentionally removing your own clit.

My new razor is too sharp, I accidentally de-clitted myself.
The lady in Antichrist de-clitted herself in a psychotic frenzy.

by NewNightmare March 1, 2011

clitted

royally fucked in the ass in a metaphoric sense

jared got clitted by david when he lost in backgammon

by david kain March 2, 2007

Committed Helmsmanship

1) The act of driving in a particularly "good guy" style, for example at high speed or with complete disregard for the rules of the road and the well being of other road users.

or

2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.

1) Tikky-Toku's helmsmanship was particularly committed during the 2004 European Grand Prix - or - Mister Rash displayed impressively committed helmsmanship en route to Forli airport.

2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.

by Esteban Tuero June 9, 2004

committed listening

having a commitment to listening to a person you are talking to/on the phone with

wow Katie is good at committed listening

by katie-kaytlyn August 9, 2008

committed

Soon to be a big hit on NBC. Sitcom about a bunch of Friends in New York.

Hmmm... sound familiar?

Committed was released in January and it soon was cancelled.

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004

calmette

A "calmette" is a person who is new or inexperienced in a subject, usually an online dating site. Calmettes are usually annoying and excessively stupid. Do not confuse calmettes with calvins, who are inexperienced people that tend to be more mature and strive to become better.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: Ew gtfo you calmette.

by o2chinese July 24, 2009

comitted

Comitting is when you have a coughing fit so violent you involuntarily vomit.

Dude, I was driving to work and I comitted in my lap.

by TheBeagleRoger November 3, 2013