calipatriot

a person who loves, supports, and defends the state of california with excessive and vicious intensity.

Any attempt to undermine the awesomeness of california, or imply that California, its laws, or its people are flawed is taken as a deep personal insult.

otherwise known as a california patriot.

me: Those crazy Californian people are always passin' some new law and trying to reform the whole damn country. what is it with them?

Rita: hey! fuck you man. california is the best state that ever existed, and if you say anything like that again i will tear all of your hair out!!!!

me: woah. sorry, i didnt realize you were such a hardcore calipatriot.

by silverback0233 July 25, 2010

calibrator

To calibrate or be calibrated

Taylor’s calibrator doesn’t work because she’s dumb.

by MiniTaylor June 30, 2019

Caligerate

Means whatever you want it to mean; as in substitute ANY word/phrase with “caligerate” and use the necessary verb tense as it applies.

**Originally developed by an individual at the time located in Tampa named Twist(real name unknown).**

I was late because I caligerated.

There seems to be a whole lot of caligeration going on here.

The room was full of caligerates during the speech.

We need to stop arguing and start caligerating more.

by djjuise March 20, 2020

Calibrating

To get something just right.

Guy 1-Are you testing weapon?
Guy 2- I'm not testing I'm...calibrating.
Guy 1- Oh, I thought you didn't know what you were doing.
Guy 2- Well ya thought wrong...

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

calecrate

When your friend is trying to type celebrate but chooses to ignore the errors in their spelling

Wooowwww!!!!!!! Yes guys!!!! Amazing! Let’s calecrate

by Erlich June 24, 2024

Calorate

To eat and/or consume calories. Increasing caloric intake

Boss, I need more than 30 minutes to sufficiently calorate for my 8 hour shift at work.

by Tony Brosi January 11, 2025