Soul Caliber II

A mispelling of Soul Calibur 2, you retards.

Retard-"I got Soul Caliber 2"
Me-"It's Soul Calibur 2, you dumbass."

by Emennius January 10, 2004

percussion calibration

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly

I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.

by D. Williams September 2, 2005

Calibri Body Girl

A Female who found her true calling, discovering Calibri as her preferred font for her body. Not to be mistaken with "Times New Roman Foot Boy" and "Comic Sans Head Douchebag".

OMG I'm officially a Calibri Body Girl now!

Hey girl! What did you use on your body? - Oh just Calibri.

by David Crystal October 5, 2012

Barrett 50. caliber sniper

the most devastating weapon of the sniper class. It fires 50. caliber bullets that can rip a person apart. It fires semi-automatic which beats out its bolt-action counterparts

Holy Shit! That sniper with the Barrett 50. caliber sniper just blew that guy's head off!

by Dgul inc. April 17, 2008

calibri

A heroic font that dethrones corrupt political mafia governments.

Calibri brought a long-sought justice and peace to Pakistan

by Alyminium July 11, 2017

calibratio

The act of spending an excessive amount of time calibrating a piece of home electronics, e.g. a home theater or stereo system.

My buddy said he would buy me a six-pack if I came over and performed calibratio on his new HDTV.

by swoodie February 24, 2009

Dodge Caliber

The best car, and only car that should be on the road. Get ready to redline this fucker and have your rods shoot out of the hood like fucking projectile missiles. 0-60 in about 3 hours. Not the best car for the obese as hills are a substantial challenge for this 4 banger. If you drive behind this car it’s best practice to give them plenty of room as there’s no telling when this piece of shit will decide to total itself.

Hey mark what’s that big garbage can doing in your driveway?

Oh that’s my dodge caliber!

Have you been taking your meds?

by YeahMark June 18, 2023