tiny ass town in southern ontario where there’s a lot of assholes. you can pass a drug deal, arena, high school, skate park (where the drug deal is), a library, and a mcdonald’s all on the same street. a lot of fires. one fire destroyed an entire plaza and then there were like 7 after that. 98% of the town drinks a lot of alcohol during caledonia thunder games (which are shit and they all think they’re gonna be in the NHL). oh and the corvairs are enormous men playing hockey and thinking they’re the shit. and we’re all fucking liberal. like 7 or so churches, which is a bit ironic. all the girls are basic and wear birkenstocks with bright green socks and have an iphone 6 and drink starbucks somehow, even though the closest one is 30 minutes away.
have you been to caledonia?
ya man, never again. i saw some kid smoking and then catching a forest on fucking fire.
ya man, never again. i saw some kid smoking and then catching a forest on fucking fire.
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