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Catanusmorphisourous

Catanusmorphisourous is a rare branch of illness which originated in west Ethiopia. This disease affects only 1 in 100,000,000 people who come in contact with it. Since the chances of contracting this illness are very slim, it comes across as a surprise when someone actually catches catanusmorphisourous. This illness causes men of old age to get erections when looking at younger children, and these old aged men tend to buy their victims items afterwards.
My next door elderly neighbour has Catanusmorphisourous illness, he is a very weird alpha male.
by Jackson Selim Hamed February 2, 2021
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Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.
Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!
by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021
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Cantankerous

Some one hard to get along with, argumentative, and uncooperative.
Sue Murphy is so cantankerous. She's like a dog with a bone- she just won't let things go.
by Ilovemyself March 10, 2017
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castaneda

to be weird yet sexy to the other sex in all ways and to have a large penis or to know how to make any man cum in less than 20 seconds a person that you would consider having sex with but would need a friend to tell you to have sex with the "castaneda"
that guy/chick is so castaneda, would you do him/her?
i kinda want to do that castaneda
by anime 86 June 13, 2008
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Caetano

I saw this guy yo, and he was mad hustling, and i was like "Dammmnn he's so Caetano"
by cOoLb3anZ April 6, 2007
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catan

The popluar German turn-based strategy game, in which you collect and trade resources in order to build and expand your settlements.
"Yo, Schmear wanna plat Catan tonight instead of going to homecoming?"
by Settler69 November 1, 2007
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catan-a-thon

A gathering in which The Settlers of Catan is played for 24 hours straight.
That Catan-a-thon last week was crunk!
by Settler69 November 1, 2007
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