Cad 

Cunt,Arse Dick.

What a cad !

Cad by Walloper. February 26, 2009

Cad 

Short for Cadillac

In the Cypress Hill lyrics Insane in the brain:

They get mad when they come to raid my pad
and I'm out in my nine deuce Cad (1992 Cadillac)

Cad by Toontje November 10, 2009

Cad 

An evasive manuever in Windows when somebody is viewing too much porn for the kernel.

I cad'd before cumming.

Cad by Anon November 9, 2003

CAD 

Computer-Aided-Design. Done by engineering chads.

Person 1: Bro wtf are u watching porn?
Person 2: Nah, wtf. I'm doing CAD
Person 1: I apologize my lord.

CAD by Monkeman June 4, 2020

CAD 

Acronym for Cope and Dilate

Said to MTF transwomen who have undergone Gender Reassignment Surgery (GRS) to obtain a neo-vagina which has to be dilated multiple times a day for years to prevent it from closing up.

Reddit transwoman: The reason I can't get laid is because of cissexism perpetuated by bigoted gay, lesbian and straight people. Genital fetishistic bigots!!!

Fed-up Reddit user*: CAD

before getting permanently banned from Reddit.

CAD by TedNugentKYS June 20, 2021

CAD 

kicks ass according to the great nohimn

anyone who hates CAD should have a pineapple shoved up their ass.

CAD by nohimn August 15, 2003

Cad 

Someone who is vulgar and shows no regaurd towards proper ettiquette or speech around someone of importance

"Hey baby," John exclaimed, jovially, "that was QUICK!"

"Yeah," Melissa replied nonchalantly, "I just pissed in under one minute."

"Baby, don't be such a cad!" John replied harshly.

Cad by KristianLover June 2, 2009