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Simon Carr

A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool
by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019
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Dylan carr

eats jobbys out a bowl
man 1 - ew are you eating jobbys out a bowl

man 2 - yes im doing what dylan carr dose
by Heisenberg_Fan1994 March 17, 2023
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Clayton Carr

The act of oneself, eating, sleeping and not bathing on a regular basis.
Also includes the act of over Jackin' Off.
Oh shit! You just Clayton Carr'd in your pants!


OH OH OH OH I CLATON CARR YOU, OH BABY!!!!
by fuschiashirtedgirl October 20, 2008
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Caleb Carr

A guy who can't shoot basketball, fails every subject, is about 4 ft. tall, and might be a woman
Boy 1: "That guy sucks at basketball"
Boy 2: "Yah he is a total Caleb Carr"
by Chef'n'25 September 3, 2016
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Jacob Carr

A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.
Dude, stop trying to til the dirt, you're being a Jacob Carr right now.
by Bantsy September 24, 2019
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Derek Carr

An elite QB in the NFL who plays for the Las Vegas Raiders and considered a top 10 QB in the NFL. Also a GOAT.
by Sports Analyst November 25, 2021
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Anthony Carr

Fat kid, but has a damn nice penis. Damn nice. Good girth, nice length, and a nice set of balls. Funny kid too, real runny.
Holy shit, Anthony Carr sent me a picture of his weiner. It was nice.
by timbennet August 21, 2011
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