A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
by TheRealEdgeLord69 December 3, 2019
Get the Simon Carrmug. by Heisenberg_Fan1994 March 17, 2023
Get the Dylan carrmug. The act of oneself, eating, sleeping and not bathing on a regular basis.
Also includes the act of over Jackin' Off.
Also includes the act of over Jackin' Off.
by fuschiashirtedgirl October 20, 2008
Get the Clayton Carrmug. by Chef'n'25 September 3, 2016
Get the Caleb Carrmug. A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.
by Bantsy September 24, 2019
Get the Jacob Carrmug. An elite QB in the NFL who plays for the Las Vegas Raiders and considered a top 10 QB in the NFL. Also a GOAT.
by Sports Analyst November 25, 2021
Get the Derek Carrmug. Fat kid, but has a damn nice penis. Damn nice. Good girth, nice length, and a nice set of balls. Funny kid too, real runny.
by timbennet August 21, 2011
Get the Anthony Carrmug.