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Mass Butthurt

A major national/world event that causes many people to instantly become butthurt and suddenly develop strong opinions in such topics, especially on social networks. Usually only lasts for one day then is never mentioned again.
Kony 2012, Presidential election, Amanda Todd.
status from stupid girl on facebook: OMG GUYZ OBAMA WON WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE LETS MOVE TO CANADA I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT POLITICS
message between friends on facebook: We've got a mass butthurt on our hands. Stay off facebook for the next day and a half until the butthurt subsides, it's a war zone out there.
Mass Butthurt by TrollLife November 7, 2012

Ignorant butthurt fan 

When a devoted fan can't digest the fact that his hero's ass was beaten by some other hero/villain, and start giving lame, stupid and illogical arguments like
-"batman used kryptonite, so its not a win its cheating"
-"no one can defeat superman, its writers fault"
-"superman is the most powerful being on the universes, no one can beat him, instead he will destroy the universe "
-"batman wins because he's batman"

Is an "ignorant butthurt fan" and can't be argued, its better to ignore them.

ButtHurt 

When you or someone gets really angry over nothing.
My friend got butthurt for missing a shot in call of duty.
ButtHurt by Malkai August 24, 2017

Butthurt 

When someone gets offended and or upset over something.
Karen got butthurt when someone told her to go fuck herself.
Butthurt by PhoenixGamer34 May 20, 2022

buttertits 

When everything is good about a girl except her tits (but her tits) hence the buttertits.
Johnny: Dayum, that girl is fuckin hot!
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.
buttertits by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009

Buttertroll 

A woman who is so fat that there is a very good chance that when she sweats; she sweats butter.

Friend: Where did you go last night after the bar? I looked all over for you.

You: Man I had beer goggles and woke up next to this buttertroll!
Male Version:

Friend: Where did you go last night after the bar? I looked all over for you.

You: Man I had beer goggles and woke up next to this buttertroll!

or

Female version:


Friend: Girl who does she think she is?

You: I don't know but she ain't nothin but a Buttertroll
Buttertroll by Greyn April 3, 2009