butterknife

A move preformed when jumping into a pool. No specific movement involved, rather flailing of the limbs, and yelling "BUTTERKNIFE!!". Originally created as a subdivision of the manuver The Jack Knife.

Austin busted a sick ass Butterknife!

by asdubgiaudgfiua December 24, 2005

Butterknifing

The act of spreading rumors; To spread a rumor

I heard that fucka was butterknifing about you and Eva...

by Unko June 21, 2006

Butterknife

Utensil Used To Pretend To Kill Yourself

I'm Gonna End My Life..Gotta Go Find A Butterknife...Cut...Cut...Cut...Drip...Drip...Drip...Bleeding...Moans....Thud...Hits The floor Dead! All Because Of A Butterknife I Am Dead!!!

by Tatume05 June 17, 2003

butterknifer

taking a shit so long that one is unable to flush it down the toilet, thus requiring a butter-knife to cut it into smaller pieces in order to flush properly.

Dude, I've been holding it in all day and just dropped one hell of a butterknifer.

Gary, you really shouldn't be eating a box of granola bars a day, you might clog your toilet with all the butterknifers you probably take.

That butterknifer is over 14 inches long! Damn!

by Rockit July 24, 2008

Butterknife

Another name for a 1-iron golf club.

Tiger used to be able to crush the old butterknife. Now he can't hit it to save his life.

by yakalot June 17, 2013

Turkish Butterknife

The act of putting butter on your penis, thus making a tastier meal for the bitch.

You want some of my Turkish Butterknife?

by Checter November 4, 2009

Beasteroni

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.

"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005