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taking a shit so long that one is unable to flush it down the toilet, thus requiring a butter-knife to cut it into smaller pieces in order to flush properly.

Dude, I've been holding it in all day and just dropped one hell of a butterknifer.

Gary, you really shouldn't be eating a box of granola bars a day, you might clog your toilet with all the butterknifers you probably take.

That butterknifer is over 14 inches long! Damn!

butterknifer by Rockit July 24, 2008

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Butterknife

When your doing your girl doggie style. You pull out and cum on her asshole. Then spread it with your dick from ass to pussy and back up

The wife likes getting the butterknife when we have sex!

Butterknife by Freddyedge7 December 19, 2016

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the rogo butterknife

When you are pounding a chick at an intensity of like, 7 out of 10, and she tells you to go harder -- and you're like, "what? I'm already 7 out of 10ing you" but she insists. So you amp it up to 10 out of 10 and then your penis slips out of her vagina and stabs her in the butt hole creating a big bloody mess, causing you to stop having sex with her before you throw up.

Last night I brought this chick home and i totally gave her the rogo butterknife and now I have to wash my sheets.

the rogo butterknife by riggyram July 25, 2011

butterknife emo

A person who pretends to be emo only to get attention and people feeling sorry for them. The term comes from the idea of someone trying to cut his/her wrist with a butterknife.

I don't want to hear your whining. Your just being a butterknife emo again.

butterknife emo by Pettit November 29, 2009

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Cinncinnati Butterknife

The act of pooping in a condom and then using that condom to have sex with a girl.

"Hey did you give that girl the Cinncinnati Butterknife last night"

"Yeah man I did"

"You sick bastard"

Cinncinnati Butterknife by Califoniahippie August 5, 2009

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amish butterknife

The ultimate in Shadery and Nyaaaaaaaaadom.

Pertains to multiple men ejaculating into a five-gallon bucket. The bucket is them passed to an Amish person to be churned into butter in a butter churner. The resulting colloid is then applied to a butterknife, and then swiped across the face of the victim.

When Eskimo passed out last night, we called up John Yoder, scored some "Amish butter," and gave Eskimo the ole "Amish Butterknife"

amish butterknife by The Gapist March 20, 2007

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Butterknife

A word that we tried to look up on urbandictionary while we were high.

Nathan! *Snaps fingers* Look up butter.... knife.

Butterknife by MONO-I cant spell the rest June 7, 2003

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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