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butterknifing 

The act of spreading ejaculated semen on a females tits using your cock. Akin to spreading butter on rolls.
I unloaded my cum all over her huge tits, then started butterknifing those knockers.
butterknifing by joebobusa22 April 10, 2010
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Butterknifing 

The act of spreading rumors; To spread a rumor
I heard that fucka was butterknifing about you and Eva...
Butterknifing by Unko June 21, 2006
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Butterknifing 

Using the wrong word or term to describe something that has a specific word thinking that the term used is close enough. ie. calling a "table knife" a "butter knife" or a "sheet" a "blanket". Usually in the context that it has created confusion or the wrong supplies to be ordered.
"She kept butterknifing Rinse Aid on the shopping list so now we have a ton of dishwasher soap and we are out of dishwasher rinse fluid because she kept putting 'dish soap' on the list instead of Rinse Aid"
Butterknifing by BrianGodiva September 19, 2022

butter knifing 

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.
Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?
butter knifing by Tedfordish February 4, 2012

butter-knifing

the political discussion of the of the legality of a situation or substance
Jessica and i were butter-knifing over the status quo and social position of marijuana
butter-knifing by egotrip216 September 27, 2011

Butter Knifing 

When a man is having gay thoughts about another man.
I had to leave the party because that guy was butter knifing me.
Butter Knifing by Bl4ckwat3r June 3, 2022
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