bruised knee bitch

A female who spends all of her time on her knees sucking dick.

Tell that bruised knee bitch to get off her knees.

by MARKS BABY August 22, 2017

Bruised Turd

the state of looking so bad that you just don't look like shit but worse. You look like a turd that has been through the ringer; beat up; abused.

Example Person 1: This has been the week from hell!

Example Person 2: Gosh Diane, I can totally tell you look like a bruised turd.

Example Person 1: Thanks Cindy...

by T-Floss February 23, 2011

bruised banana

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis

dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night

by Sam the man with ham February 3, 2017

bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

Bruised Knee

Slang for a chicks ass.

Damn, look at the bruised knee on that girl!!!

by FreddyKT November 27, 2017

Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).

Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.

by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018

bruised9

An amazing mother and woman.
Works hard to make her children (bruised3, bruised7) her number one priority.

Beautiful beyond measure and kindness that never ends!!
you wont find a better friend out there, sigh.
An extremely sexy and passionate ladyboss don't begin to describe her!!

she is grace and beauty in public and sexy with a fire that wont be quenched at home. :weary:
She's still a dumbass that is mentally unstable tho
This more than anything else describes her,,

is that a Bruised9!!!

by hot kpop woman August 4, 2021