bugger it up

break it, ruin it, spoil it or damage it in some way

Don't lend him anything of value. He'll just bugger it up. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

Chubby Bugger

A large and fleshy pudendum.

The larger the Chubby Bugger the softer the pushin'.

by SlimDingo October 30, 2016

bugger grips

Dickensianesque side burns upon which a homosexual advancing from the rear could in theory cling on to in order to gain purchase when doing the deed

Quentin is sporting some marvellous bugger grips these days

by very_ape February 10, 2005

Bugger's Muddle

1. Mess
2. Confusion caused by incompetence and/or lack of organisation
3. Complete cock up
4. Unsatisfactory result, often with comic consequences
5. Misguided effort
6. Fiasco
7. Result of failure to recognise consequences

Believed to have been in common usage in the British armed forces from WW2, now (2007) largely anachronistic and used by older persons who remember it or have parents who did... may link to the phrase "Don't let the buggers get you down" which probably refers primarily to the bullying of private soldiers during induction training by non commissioned officers.

About disastrous outcome caused by mismanagement:
"...The entire venture was doomed to be a bugger's muddle from the very beginning"

by Manton December 9, 2008

bugger off

Piss off, go away, move on, shithead.

Bugger off, asshole, you just dented my car!

by Funk July 16, 2003

buggering arseholes

Expletive to be used when a simple "Shit!" just won't cut the mustard.

Oh buggering arseholes, I've sent the porn subscription to Aunt Mabel and the get well soon card to Paul Raymond Publishing.

by mockschmock December 14, 2006

Bugger paste

Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008