bowering

An absolute legend and the nuttiest geezer who gets all the pussy

"You are such a Bowering"

by Stevo September 4, 2016

browsing

Browsing, is the process of generating fake GPS on Grindr, Inmessage, etc. with a dumb ass dude/miss or old fool then move the him/her to hangout or text me or another platform not to get caught by him/her that you fake, and gradually extort money from them.

Tee: what do you do for a living

Das: "browsing"

Tee: what have you been doing since morning
Das: I have been "browsing" using my laptop

by Tinu_0 December 30, 2019

Browsing Habit

Browsing habit is an examples of behavior, next to a computer or other internet browsing device, that had been learned by repetition, and require little or no attention to complete.

This behavior is analogous to driving a car on the same road for a hundredth time: you got from point A to point B, but can't remember the details of a trip itself.

1) Each time I open up the internet browser, for one reason or another, I sooner or later end up on a Facebook page. It's my Browsing Habit!
2) One of my browsing habits is typing "G" for Gmail in the web address bar, and scrolling down the list of suggested web-sites.
3) D: Dude, to download it right-click on the link and "save as"
A: Why don't you just directly click on the link, since it clearly has a download symbol?

D: Don't know, must be my "Browsing habit".

by Fountainhead February 23, 2011

Pocket Browsing

Pocket browsing is the unintentional use of Internet service on a cell phone, usually while the phone is bouncing around in a purse or a hip pocket. Somewhat different that its cousin, the embarrassing but rather innocuous pocket dialing, pocket browsing can be an expensive mistake on cell phone plans that do not include data service.

"I forgot to lock the keypad and discovered I had been pocket browsing for hours."

by Billy Somerville January 14, 2008

toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing

Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.

by Gaming withcall June 4, 2017

Blues Brothering yourself

When you mix Black breakfast tea, Black coffee, and Redbull or monster creating a breakfast version of the speedball a mixture of Cocain and Heroin what killed Jake from the Blues Brothers

When you really want to sleep though class, just Blues Brothers yourself

I really just want to really fucking sleep for 5 hours.

Don't go full on Blues Brothering yourself, you'll sleep forever.

by Tohka and Notyomama1 October 6, 2021

bronco browsing

Where you jump around from site to site on Wikipedia between completely different topics

So this other day, I was bronco browsing and came across Esperanto.

by idiot300 August 25, 2022