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The Bronze Jade

The Bronze Jade is an NBA celebrity currently playing for the LA Lakers. He has a net worth of over 1 billion dollars and is one of the best Players in the league.
Person 1: Who tf is The Bronze Jade
Person 2: kys
by FemboyLover_WasTaken September 19, 2022
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bronze fonz

The act of inserting your two thumbs into the anus of one or two individuals at the same time, then pulling them out and giving two thumbs up while impersonating The Fonz. The bronzing of the thumbs is fairly self-explanatory.
"I stopped at this seedy truck stop and I Bronze Fonz 'd these two truckers in exchange for a chub pack of beef jerky"
by NopantsRob March 30, 2010
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bronzedigger

Peter: "Dude, it looks like 24-year-old Michelle ended up marrying that 72-year-old Physics professor!"
John: "Oh man, sounds like a bronzedigger to me."
by djreefresh November 29, 2011
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Bronzer Toe

Multiple layers of skin peeled off by the unfortunate event of wearing a high heel. Each layer becomes a different shade of discoloration, resulting in a patch of skin resembling a bronzer palate.
Francesca: Your toe looks like my fucking bronzer palate!

Anna: Honey, I know. It's a bronzer toe.
by gigiomo July 13, 2011
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Stuck at bronze

The physical state of being unable to ejaculate, often due to lack of sexual arousal.
"Yo, the other night I was completely stuck at bronze. Cynthia wouldn't speak to me for a week."
by md5fungi November 4, 2009
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Broozed

When you injure and bruise yourself while boozing.
Kristin broozed herself when she fell down the stairs after drinking one too many tequilas.
by D_Lew October 14, 2010
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Bronze Up

The glorious act of coating yourself in your own excrement. This can be done by using a brush, paper or simply just your hands. It can be done either in anger to shock or annoy people or just for plain old fun.
Adrian got angry when he seen someone pushing in line at the canteen. He proceeded to bronze up on the spot and was at the front of the line in no time!

Adrian likes men and invites other fags around to have a group bronzing up session in his kitchen.
by Menacing Devon August 11, 2009
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