Bronchitis-saurusrex

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.

Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex

by CooNian August 13, 2018

Brickitis

The disease of brick. A disease that lives and clings to people who are severely stupid. Also know as bricks. Most bricks cannot hear a dog whistle and will rob you of your gum to satisfy their gum addiction.

John- Can you hear that dog whistle?

Linda- What dog whistle?
John- I’m sorry but you got brickitis
Linda- Can I pls have some gum? I need it!

by RyguyRomes November 27, 2018

Broomitis

The act of becoming a broom to get out of a bad relationship.

Person 1: i'm not really a man, I'm a woman
Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.

by Nykkee February 13, 2010

Bronchitis laff

When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.

Omg her bronchitis laff is killing me.

by eatyossy April 28, 2021

Brositis

Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.

Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."

by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018

Bronchitis

The throat sickness someone gets from giving too much neck.

Whoahh, Stacey got a serious case of bronchitis from that party last night.

George couldn't come 'cause he was suffering from that odee case of bronchitis from that rager yesterday.

by Thereliablesource June 15, 2012

bitchitis

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.

Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.

by khiddy June 12, 2005