Blind Sausage whiff

It’s probably on Urban dictionary

Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”

by 010Rusty July 15, 2022

is u blond or is u blind

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

by darkestdarci March 21, 2023

Binder Knot

An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.

Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Blind Randy

n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”

doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”

doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”

by thunderchicken March 1, 2012

Bindra

Intellectual beings that govern the very working of the universe, they have immense power and can alter the very fabric of space-time. They are what some people might call....well...God.

Aman: I wish I were god duh
Raghav: You mean you wish you were a Bindra?

by Who’s Joe?? November 17, 2019

big blind

The second forced bet in Texas Hold 'Em poker and other similar poker games. The big blind is generally equal to the current minimum bet.

I was in the big blind, so I decided to see the flop, even though I had W.H.I.P.

by BloodGain June 22, 2005

All blind

To smoke so much GANJA that your blasted outta your mind and cannot see, smell, think, NOTHING.

Sober guy:"Ho hows you All blind?"

Herb guy:"...."

by Jv Hawaian December 2, 2010