jihadi bride

A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place

Have you seen Aisha at school? No, she ran off to Syria to be a Jihadi bride

jihadi bride by Musical Man April 10, 2017

Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

Fart Bride by Logibear May 17, 2009

the bride 

Uma Thurman's character in Kill Bill

The Bride: "Looked dead, didn't I?"

the bride by kegdude May 26, 2004

Cinderella Bride

Cinderella is a well-known classic folk tale embodying a myth-element of unjust oppression/triumphant and reward.
The word "cinderella" has, by analogy, come to mean one whose attributes are unrecognised, or one who unexpectedly achieves recognition or success after a period of obscurity and neglect.

A Cinderella Bride is a woman who is unrecognizable on her wedding day because of her new found beauty. Usually the bride has used her wedding date as motivation to lose weight and dropped many pounds. She splurges on a beautiful dress that she would otherwise never have put on because she prefers to wear sweats and t-shirts. She has her hair uncharacteristically styled at a chic salon and her make-up done by an artist.

Like Cinderella, when the ball is over, she goes back to being plain and mundane. But, she does have some nice pictures.

"Andrea was a Cinderella Bride. She dropped like 50 lbs, put on some make-up for the first time and looked great in her wedding dress."

Cinderella Bride by keifermail July 12, 2009

Hobo, Bride of Hobo 

Cheryl Blossom used this phrase in season 2 episode 2 in Riverdale.

Hobo, Bride of Hobo Welcome to thistle house!

Hobo, Bride of Hobo by Daddy_Finn'sMonster February 8, 2019

Forest Bride 

A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.

"Your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. Either as hostage or as what we call a "forest bride."

Forest Bride by Nathizzle December 6, 2015

run-away bride-eyes 

Big bugged-out eyes like that chick who purposefully disappeared before she was supposed to get married.

Check out that chick with the run-away bride-eyes. Her eyeballs look like they are popping out her head. Two words: d-caff...

run-away bride-eyes by Bryon Tucker January 6, 2008