breasticles 

testicles with nipples on them

dude thats gross hes got breasticles

breasticles by steevin June 2, 2007

Breasticles 

. Manboobs
. Erected nipples
. Shaggy breasts (Female)- 'It resembles testicles'
. Torpedos

"What a good Daddy, he can use his breasticles feed tha baby while Mama's busy on her manjina."

Breasticles by Lil Tankstar November 28, 2009

breasticles 

the female organ that emits milk. much like male testicles that are lopsided, one lower and often larger than the other, breasticles follow the same characteristics, yet ae located on the chest of a female.

DAMN her breasticles are so droopy, it looks like she has a uniboob in her shirt and a penis in her pants.

breasticles by Tylerio October 14, 2007

Breasticles 

Noun. 1. Boobies

If you go to Hooters, you see Breasticles.

Breasticles by captain crunch March 14, 2003

breasticles 

when a chick's tits hang so low, they look like balls.

grandma has a hairy set of breasticles

breasticles by oskolosko-from-bumblefuck-egypt June 16, 2004

breasticles 

When girls get uptight cause guyz got testicles. They call their tits breasticles

Girl: "Boy, yo testies got nuttin on my huge breasticles!"

breasticles by Joel of Swink December 2, 2007

Breasticles 

A fat mans hairy man-boobs. Called breasticles as they resemble a large hairy nutsack hanging off of ones chest. These are most often found on the disgustingly obese chest of supervisors, low level politicians, anyone with a "big toys for big boys" or "Livin' large" bumper sticker. Also see Wehner and Jason Gosnell.

"Did you see the breasticles on that fat fucking lard ass? Holy shit he was eating an entire sheetcake while dipping it in pig lard!!"

Breasticles by Wehners Daddy September 24, 2005